Yes, you! You guys with the massive hangovers...the morons who thought pulling the building's fire alarm at 3am because waking folks up and getting the fire department here in the middle of a snowstorm is a hilarious idea! Do you have any idea how stupid that was!?

I've been drunk...never have I ever thought pulling a fire alarm was a fun idea! Do you know why? Cuz I have a brain in my head.

Anyways, maybe you missed this post from a little while ago, where I pointed out that this kind of behaviour makes me see red? A reminder is maybe in order:

http://vonandmoggy.livejournal.com/13401.html
(Ohhh lots of swearing...ha!)

Are we on the same page now?

*stumbles off to make more coffee*

Moggy

p.s.
I'm just gonna keep posting this every so often...just to keep it on the radar!

Hello everyone out there reading this...

Those of you who know me will hopefully agree that I'm pretty mild-mannered. I don't get angry very often, I'm generally fair, and I have a pretty good sense of humour.

But deep down, I'm actually a red-head. I can get very angry if I'm pushed. It's just that these days it takes a fair amount to push me. Here, for your future reference, is how to make me see red and yell at you:

1) Be stupid. This is an important prerequisite for doing what I'm about to describe.
2) Have really stupid friends. This kind of goes with #1.
3) Have the kind of stupid friends who think pulling a fucking fire alarm at 11:15 p.m. (or, indeed, at any time of the day) for no reason is fucking funny.
4) Have these stupid friends be responsible for evacuating a good portion of a 16-unit apartment building in the middle of downtown Ottawa for no fucking reason.

We're getting to the good part...

5) #4 will lead to the main building alarm bells going off, meaning that the Ottawa Fire Department has to be called to investigate and disarm the panel that controls the alarm.
6) This will mean that I have to call 911 to report a possible fire even though there's no smoke or anything else to indicate anything other than a stupid fucking tenant.
7) WHICH will mean, as I hang up the phone, I will already be able to hear the fire trucks leaving from the station, three blocks away.
8) Oh and do you know how many trucks they send to a 16-unit apartment building when they get a call about fire? They send three trucks. Two ladder trucks and a pump truck. The Captain told me himself. And guess what? That's what they sent to our apartment building tonight.
9) For those of you counting? That's three trucks tied up at a false fucking alarm because someone's friends thought it would be funny to pull the firebell.
10) Nothing for #10 because I'm too angry to think of anything.

So, do you know what this all leads to?

You're all bright. Think for a second.

That's right: this leads to one very VERY angry me telling the tenants in question (who eventually admitted that their friends were drunk and pulled the alarm) that if "you ever fucking pull that shit again you'll have to fucking deal with me."

Ahhh, some of you are laughing. All 5'5" of Moggy doing that. But have you ever seen me really angry? If you're ever responsible for any of the following, you will:

1) Making me call 911 and tie up emergency fucking vehicles because of stupidity.
2) Making me gather up the cats and dog in case it's a real fire.
3) Making me consider the possibility, even in the back of my mind, that it might be a real fire. In an old wooden apartment building converted from 1920s housing.
4) Making me watch twelve firemen in three firetrucks wait while the Captain disarms the alarm panel and confirms that it was just stupid tenants.
5) And, finally, making me watch them pull away with sirens blaring and lights flashing because they've actually had another call while they were sitting at the false fucking alarm at our building.

All of the above will make me see red and yell at you. At least the tenants looked nervous. "Hey, man, she looks mad." Whoa. Fucking genius.

I love this LiveJournal. I love that typing the word "fucking" this many times is so very cathartic. I feel better already.

I need a drink.

Moggy