I had a long day.

A long stupid day.

I earned a meme...from kradical.



MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Raspberry vinaigrette.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Wendy's.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Green Papaya.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Large, unless I'm specifically given reason not to.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Thai! Dessert! Cheese! Hashbrowns and eggs!

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Cheese, olives, mushrooms, green peppers, and tomatoes.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Grape jelly.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A shot I took of New York from the Empire State Building.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: One.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Nope.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. 18 months ago or so.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A water bottle at work...30lbs or so?

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yup, twice. Don't you wish you'd asked how? Oh well.

BULLSHITTOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely not. I'm scared enough of dying, it would absolutely cripple me to know when it was going to happen.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn't.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black, maybe?

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I'm aware of.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not that I'm aware of.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes...and, 25 years or so later, I'm still grateful.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Of course.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Sure, you can have my left one...it only ever types the A, Q, and Z.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I'd do quite a lot for $50K...so, yes, probably.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Absolutely, in a heartbeat!

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Yup.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No way and never.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I have no left pocket.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I haven't seen it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet. I'd love to have hardwood.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I had a roommate once...he barely survived the experience.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: One.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Never.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I have no idea.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: I don't understand this question.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Von, when he went to bed.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: I'm not sure...probably Von.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Von.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 3.

Q: Season?
A: Fall.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes.

Q: Mood?
A: Sad.

Q: Listening to?
A: Six Feet Under on DVD.

Q: Watching?
A: See above.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Everything.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Back to sleep.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Travel.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Something on TCM.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.



Is 2007 over yet?

Moggy

p.s.
Hi Liberals. Welcome back to Ontario...I guess you know where everything is.